On May 3, a white male student was overheard by multiple witnesses expressing discontent with a particular situation, using the verb "sucks". Apparently he was using said verb to describe displeasure with a poor grade, which in effect, "sucked" according to student's personal assessment.
Resolution: fifty demerits for vulgar language, campus confinement for one week; probationary status.
May 13, two female students found in Greenville Public Library. It is believed internet access may have been gained at some point.
Confiscated: two library cards. Status: expelled.
Dadeville, Ala. - A man who lost an early-morning Bible-quoting contest killed the man who beat him, police said. Gabel Taylor, 38, was shot in the face outside his apartment Thursday. Taylor and the suspect were comparing their Bible knowledge outside an apartment complex, each quoting different versions of the same passage, police said.
